So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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