singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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