There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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