I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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