what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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