What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
