Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.