how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels