their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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