Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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