why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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