Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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