oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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