i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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