I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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