she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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