what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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