I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
