so that wasnt chicken after all
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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