So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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