Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
so much tequila, so little girl.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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