guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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