I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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