I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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