even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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