maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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