But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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