Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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