dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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