Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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