Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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