It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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