there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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