Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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