Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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