We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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