he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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