Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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