This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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