I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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