I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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