i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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