we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
