I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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