we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
operation have a gay friend backfired
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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