i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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