Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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