brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
3 2 1 whiskey
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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