I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
