I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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