I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i think im in europe. pls send help
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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