I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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