Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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