we're blogging at a bar
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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