Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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