Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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