I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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