i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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