So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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